Masking Up Edit
"I'll enter History as one of the greatest."
"Time to make the world burn."
"These fuckers will know my name."
"Time to justify my place in this crew."
Calling Crewmate Edit
"Oi, <heister name>, follow me!"
"Oi, <heister name>, on me now!"
When using Inspire Skill Edit
"Christ, can you move any slower?"
"You're not jogging into the park, you bloody idiot!"
"Move your ass, ya tosser!"
"Get the fuck up!"
" You! Up! Now!"
"Crickey, Get the fuck up!"
"No rest for the wicked, get up!"
"Hey, you, get on your feet!"
Completing A Heist Edit
"That was a ripper!"
"That was easy enough, but not as much fun."
"That was fucking fun!"
Special Enemies Edit
Killing snipers Edit
"Get stuffed, Sniper fuck!"
Killing Bulldozers Edit
"Fuck off Dozer!"
"Fuck you, Bulldozer!"
"Taser spotted, look out!"
Killing Tasers Edit
"Fuck off Taser!"
"I've got the Taser!"
"Eat that you tosser!"
"We got a Shield over here!"
"Ah shit, Shield!"
"It's a Shield!"
Killing Shields Edit
"Fuck off asshole shield!"
"Fuck off ya stupid Shield!"
"Took care of the Shield!"
"Bye bye, asshole Shield!"
Killing Cloakers Edit
"Eat that Cloaker fuck"
"Sit on my dick Cloaker!"
"Sleep tight, Cloaker!"
SWAT Van Turret Edit
Killing Medic Edit
"Try to heal those wounds ya pussy!"
"Fuck off Medic!"
"Bye bye Medic fuck!"
"Lower your weapon!"
"On your knees!"
"Stay down little doggie."
"Aren't you enjoying this, ya bloody tool?"
"Your face is annoying me, look away or I'll kill ya"
"On the ground."
"I had a good burger before, that might be the reason I haven't killed you yet!"
"I'll stomp your face if you move, got it?"
"I might just kill one of you for fun."
"Hit the floor."
"By the look it's a ripper of a day, smile."
"Kiss the fucking ground!"
"This might actually be the world's most boring job."
" Ha! Leroy is such a tosser! He thinks he can outdrink me. Yeah, right, like that would ever happen."
" So, tell me control - Jared Leto as the new Joker, yay or nay?"
"Don't you just love watchin' panicked people runnin' for their lives? No? Heh, I'm just jokin' mate! Listen up, you think I'm off my rocker?"
"It's a ripper of a day, isn't it, control? Life's good, ye?"
"I don't wanna put you on the spot, but I gotta ask. Vampires or werewolves? Who wins in a battle? Me and Leroy can't decide."
"No, no problem over here. Everything is A-okay."
"I just can't get over the season finale on the Walking Dead. I need to talk to someone about it..."
"Control, I'm just really craving some good pudding. You got any?"
( Singing) "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Oh, sorry, is this on?"
"You know, I could really go for a croc burger right now. A good and juicy croc burger. That'd be something, ye?"
"Sorry, control, I must have pressed wrong button."
"I'm making some Vegemite sandwiches for the lads, you want some, control?"
( Singing) "Can't touch this! *hums* Can't touch this... Oh,I pressed the button, sorry control! "
( Singing) "I come from a land down under,where beer flows and men chunder... Oh, sorry, is this on? Hello?"
"Sorry to disturb control, I thought I saw something suspicious but it was nothing. "
" Leroy is being a fuckin' drongo, can we switch partners?"
"Oh, what? No, no...I mean, yes... no, everything is fine here, okay?"
"Sorry control, did you hear any of that? Just my pet rat, Ernie, attacking Leroy... but we're fine now."
"Oh, I'm such a drongo. I thought I saw a group of clowns in masks running by. Jeez, I must be tired, sorry 'bout that control."
"Crickey, I'm bored as batshit, is there any action,control?"
"Well, bugger me! I think I left my stove on at home... Well, nuthin' to do about that now..."
"Hey control, come over here after your shift ends. I'll show you my sweet Melbourne shuffle moves."
"Uhm, nope, everything is clear here control, nothing weird happening, nothing at all."
"Nah, we're good, just a random man walkin' around. I gave him a slice of cheddar and sent him away."
"No, no real problem control. Leroy is upset because I said I don't believe he would last long if a zombie outbreak happened."
"Ha! Leroy is such a tosser! I ate his Snickers and now he's crying about it. Get some bollocks man, I'll get you another one!"
( yawn) "God I'm bugged, Can I get of my shift early?"
"So, this saturday, are we gonna party or what? I'm looking to get my groove on."
"I'm thinking of getting myself a dog, and naming him Bloodlord. Come here, Bloodlord! That's right, that's a good boy!"
"Eat that, ya assholes!"
"I've got a medical bag right here."
" So, medical supplies here."
"Medical bag, right here!"
"Medical bag over here!"
Map-specific quotes Edit
(to Jacket) "I like your style , Jacket. You're one crazy bastard, just like me! People like us need to stick together."
(to Jiro) "Senpai, will you teach me how to swing a sword and shit? I'd love to chop some heads off people, that'd be fuckin' wicked."
(to Wolf) "The others say I should keep my distance from you, but I think you're cute. Is it true you one day lost your job and went batshit crazy? Did you at least hurt the people who caused it? You really should, I'll help ya."
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