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Masking UpEdit

  • "I'll enter History as one of the greatest."
  • "Time to make the world burn."
  • "These fuckers will know my name."
  • "Time to justify my place in this crew."

Calling CrewmateEdit

  • "Oi, <heister name>, follow me!"
  • "Oi, <heister name>, on me now!"

When using Inspire SkillEdit

  • "Move!"
  • "Christ, can you move any slower?"
  • "You're not jogging into the park, you bloody idiot!"
  • "Move your ass, ya tosser!"
  • "Get the fuck up!"
  • "You! Up! Now!"
  • "Crikey, Get the fuck up!"
  • "No rest for the wicked, get up!"
  • "Hey, you, get on your feet!"

Completing A HeistEdit

Completing A Heist (Stealth) Edit

  • "Well bugger me, that was easy."
  • "I guess that's on way of doing things."
  • "Well bugger me, that was easy."
  • "That was easy enough, but not enough fun."
  • "Silent and deadly, fascinating combo."
  • "Hurray! we did the job silently, but I'm still bored as batshit."
  • "That was a ripper."
  • "I guess that's how the pros do it."
  • "Yeah I'll admit, that was smooth."
  • "Perfect execution, can't say otherwise"
  • "The Dingos would't believe the eyes if their saw me do this."

Completing A Heist (Loud) Edit

  • "Crikey that was close, but we fucking did it!"
  • "It is a ripper of a day, yes it is!"
  • "We did it, nice!"
  • "Fuck me, that was so much fun."
  • "No fucking worries, were unstoppable!"
  • That's how we do it."
  • "That was a ripper!"
  • "That was easy enough, but not as much fun."
  • "That was fucking fun!"

Special EnemiesEdit

SniperEdit

  • "Watch out, Sniper!"

Killing snipersEdit

  • "Get stuffed, Sniper fuck!"
  • "Took care of the Snipers!"

BulldozerEdit

  • "Fuck, Bulldozer!"

Killing BulldozersEdit

  • "Fuck off Dozer!"
  • "Fuck you, Bulldozer!"

TasersEdit

  • "Taser spotted, look out!"

Killing TasersEdit

  • "Fuck off Taser!"
  • "I've got the Taser!"
  • "Eat that you tosser!"
  • "Taser's history!"

ShieldsEdit

  • "We got a Shield over here!"
  • "Ah shit, Shield!"
  • "It's a Shield!"

Killing ShieldsEdit

  • "Fuck off asshole shield!"
  • "Fuck off ya stupid Shield!"
  • "Took care of the Shield!"
  • "Bye bye, asshole Shield!"

CloakersEdit

Killing CloakersEdit

  • "Eat that Cloaker fuck"
  • "Sit on my dick Cloaker!"
  • "Cloaker's dead!"
  • "Sleep tight, Cloaker!"

SWAT Van Turret Edit

MedicEdit

  • "Enemy Medic!"

Killing MedicEdit

  • "Try to heal those wounds ya pussy!"
  • "Fuck off Medic!"
  • "Bye bye ya Medic fuck!"

Dominating Edit

  • "Weapon down!"
  • "Lower your weapon!"
  • "On your knees!"
  • "Cuffs On!"

Civilians Edit

  • "Stay down little doggie."
  • "Aren't you enjoying this, ya bloody tool?"
  • "Your face is annoying me, look away or I'll kill ya"
  • "On the ground."
  • "I had a good burger before, that might be the reason I haven't killed you yet!"
  • "Don't move."
  • "I'll stomp your face if you move, got it?"
  • "I might just kill one of you for fun."
  • "Hit the floor."
  • "By the look it's a ripper of a day, smile."
  • "Kiss the fucking ground!"

Pager ResponsesEdit

  • "if i don't see any action soon i'm gonna turn into a fucking basket case"
  • "I had the weirdest dream last night, i dreamt that my head was replaced by an actual hamburger and people started calling me hamburger head"
  • "This might actually be the world's most boring job."
  • "Ha! Leroy is such a tosser! He thinks he can outdrink me. Yeah, right, like that would ever happen."
  • "So, tell me control - Jared Leto as the new Joker, yay or nay?"
  • "Don't you just love watchin' panicked people runnin' for their lives? No? Heh, I'm just jokin' mate! Listen up, you think I'm off my rocker?"
  • "It's a ripper of a day, isn't it, control? Life's good, ye?"
  • "I don't wanna put you on the spot, but I gotta ask. Vampires or werewolves? Who wins in a battle? Me and Leroy can't decide."
  • "No, no problem over here. Everything is A-okay."
  • "I just can't get over the season finale on the Walking Dead. I need to talk to someone about it..."
  • "Control, I'm just really craving some good pudding. You got any?"
  • (Singing) "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Oh, sorry, is this on?"
  • "You know, I could really go for a croc burger right now. A good and juicy croc burger. That'd be something, ye?"
  • "Sorry, control, I must have pressed wrong button."
  • "I'm making some Vegemite sandwiches for the lads, you want some, control?"
  • (Singing) "Can't touch this! *hums* Can't touch this... Oh,I pressed the button, sorry control! "
  • (Singing) "I come from a land down under,where beer flows and men chunder... Oh, sorry, is this on? Hello?"
  • "Sorry to disturb control, I thought I saw something suspicious but it was nothing. "
  • "Leroy is being a fuckin' drongo, can we switch partners?"
  • "Oh, what? No, no...I mean, yes... no, everything is fine here, okay?"
  • "Sorry control, did you hear any of that? Just my pet rat, Ernie, attacking Leroy... but we're fine now."
  • "Oh, I'm such a drongo. I thought I saw a group of clowns in masks running by. Jeez, I must be tired, sorry 'bout that control."
  • "Crickey, I'm bored as batshit, is there any action,control?"
  • "Well, bugger me! I think I left my stove on at home... Well, nuthin' to do about that now..."
  • "Hey control, come over here after your shift ends. I'll show you my sweet Melbourne shuffle moves."
  • "Uhm, nope, everything is clear here control, nothing weird happening, nothing at all."
  • "Nah, we're good, just a random man walkin' around. I gave him a slice of cheddar and sent him away."
  • "No, no real problem control. Leroy is upset because I said I don't believe he would last long if a zombie outbreak happened."
  • "Ha! Leroy is such a tosser! I ate his Snickers and now he's crying about it. Get some bollocks man, I'll get you another one!"
  • (yawn) "God I'm bugged, Can I get of my shift early?"
  • "So, this saturday, are we gonna party or what? I'm looking to get my groove on."
  • "I'm thinking of getting myself a dog, and naming him Bloodlord. Come here, Bloodlord! That's right, that's a good boy!"
  • "Hey control, my band The Sandwich Babies are playing on Friday. You reeeeally need to come check us out, it's gonna be a ripper of a show."

Throwables Edit

  • "Boom!"
  • "Haha, grenade!"
  • "Grenade out!"
  • "Eat that, ya assholes!"

Deployables Edit

  • "I've got a medical bag right here."
  • "So, medical supplies here."
  • "Medical bag, right here!"
  • "Medical bag over here!"

Interrogating the Taxman in Undercover Edit

  • "Tell me!"
  • "Fucking answer!"
  • "I'll fucking kill ya!"
  • "Right now, dipshit!"
  • "Answer me, fucker!"
  • "Out with it!"
  • "You little fuckwit!"
  • "Don't make me bring out the fury!"
  • "Tell us what we need to know!"
  • "I'll break ya fucking face!"
  • "Don't make me crush your fucking head"
  • "I'll rip ya fucking face off!"
  • "Listen up, tosser!"
  • "Talk up!"
  • "I'll make you wish you were dead, you understand!"
  • "Don't play tough with me!"
  • "Talk Sucker"

Map-specific quotesEdit

Safe HouseEdit

If the player is Jacket Edit

  • "I like your style , Jacket. You're one crazy bastard, just like me! People like us need to stick together."

If the player is Jiro Edit

  • "Senpai, will you teach me how to swing a sword and shit? I'd love to chop some heads off people, that'd be fuckin' wicked."

If the player is Wolf Edit

  • "The others say I should keep my distance from you, but I think you're cute. Is it true you one day lost your job and went batshit crazy? Did you at least hurt the people who caused it? You really should, I'll help ya."

Talking to Sydney (Any Heister) Edit

  • "They say there's a connection of being creative and crazy, do you believe that's true?."
  • "This new mask is going to be a ripper."
  • "What's up? Wanna go burn something down?"
  • "Any news from Bain? I wanna do something epic."
  • "I don't know, iv'e always found it calmly to do something creative."
  • "Don't you love the baby masks? those are my favorite."
  • "What? You want a new mask?"
  • "Mom told me i would never be something, but look at me now."
  • "Have you seen this new mask? It's fucking twisted, just like me."
  • "You can't have too many masks now, can ya?"
  • "Pass me the orange can, i want some flames on this one."
  • "I think on dyeing my hair green, what do you say?"
  • "Such a fucking hassle when these masks cam bugging up, we should do something about that."
  • "I think the based of the mask you're wearing says something about your personality, he he that might be why you favored the gagball mask. "

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