"Sorry control, I was just scratching my balls. You don't know what I mean, cuz you ain't got no balls but that's okay."
"These fucking radios don't work half the damn time. We are not in fucking Cuba!"
"What!? Everybody masturbates on the job sometime. Yeah, you too, I fucking saw you."
"Come on, I was taking a shit okay! Is that okay with you? You gonna leave me alone or what?"
"Hey, you ever been to Cuba? Well I have, it fucking sucks. It's too hot, and there's Commies everywhere."
"Hey, no reason to be so edgy control. Everything is fine over here."
"Hey control, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yeah I know, its driving me crazy!"
"Hey control, the radio just went fucking deaf for no reason. Why we use this crap anyway? We are not in fucking Cuba."
"It's okay control, yeah just changing the batteries, this radio is piece of shit you know?"
"It's okay control, I thought I heard some strange noise but it was just my stomach."
"Uh yeah, listen, there's some guy here, you know? Nevermind, it was nothing."
"Why we have this fucking radios anyways? Nothings gonna happen, we should just go home."
"Hey, I'm fucking bored here, how long is left to my shift you assholes?"
"I'm getting tired to this shit, I'm tired to you. That's for sure, we should stop talking like these."
"Okay hey control, it seems to be fire here, oh wait a minute, no hang on, no fire. I'm just hallucinating cuz i'm so fucking bored."
"It's okay control, I was just saying hello to my little friend, you what I mean? hahaha."
"Control, think maybe we should take a rest of the shift off, okay? Go home, go to a bed, get a drink, get laid. I'm not gonna tell on you."
"I've been having dreams my friend, really bad dreams, I like to talk about it, you wanna talk?"
"Hey control, just checking if you are awake, you doing okay there?"
"It's okay control, everything is cool, no Cuban criminals in the area, only American criminals with no balls. No I'm kidding, no criminals."
"Sorry control, I was just thinking about your mama, no I'm kidding I wasn't. Really c'mon I love you okay? not like that you know, ehh as a friend."
"Stop calling me all the time, oh, I call you? When? It was nothing, wrong number."
"What? you thinking i'm sleeping on the job? You don't trust me? What if you gonna do if you don't trust me huh? We have to talk about this, one later."
"Fuck this, I wanna play some cards. I come of to you okay? I'm not talk to boss if you don't."
"All good here control, I just stepped on a lizzard and got a little surprised. We're going in and out, nice and quite, just like in the spy movies."
"Hey, control, I was just thinking about joining the army, you know, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them, what do you say?"
"Yeah hey, I wanna large family pizza with a pepperoni cheese and mushroom, maybe a six pack of beers?"
"There's nothing happening here, I should go home, you should go home."
"Hey control, I had could to calling me before but I was fucking bored couldn't bring myself to talk, but now here I am. You happy now? Huh?"
"All quiet here control, it's too quiet. Just send us a tequila, hookers? Maybe some blow?"
"You know? You could be a bad guy who kill control and I'm pretending to be there. How would I know? You could be coming for me right now. huh?"
"Hey control, I had been having all these strange kind of dreams lately, We got clowns, guns and chasing me. Is that normal?"
"I answer you when i fucking want to okay? I've had a hard life you know? I work for this, now let me fucking do my job peace and quite alright? stop calling me all for the time."
It's okay control, I just went brain dead here for a moment you know? This job is for fucking morons, yeah, yeah that's right, he miss you."
"I was just thinking we could pass time making for prank calls, best one buys drinks okay?"
"No, I'm no alright, I'm pissed okay? When I got back there, I'm gonna fucking kick some asshole all over the fucking place."
"How the fuck is this radio works anyway? You got a fucking manual? What am I supposed to do with this?"
"Oh sorry, I was just thinking of this story about Castro falling in love with a donkey, it's a true story, beautiful donkey you know? And this fucking Priest walks in, you know this one? No? Ahh too bad."
"You keep quiet will you? Bad guys could sneaking around there, I don't want them to hear you."
"I think there was a piece of tin foil on the antenna, is fixed now."
"Hey, you take it easy when you talk okay? That's right, I'm fucking okay, now leave me the fuck alone."