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Masking upEdit

  • "This is capitalism, baby."

Heist successEdit

  • "I don't know what just happened, but we did it"

Pager responsesEdit

  • "Sorry control, I was just scratching my balls. You don't know what i mean,cuz you ain't got no balls but that's okay."
  • "These fucking radios don't work half the damn time. We are not in fucking Cuba !"
  • "What!? Everybody masturbates on the job sometime. Yeah, you too, I fucking saw you."
  • "Come on, I was taking a shit okay! Is that okay with you? You gonna leave me alone or what?"
  • "Hey, you ever been to Cuba? Well I have, it fucking sucks. It's too hot, and there are commies everywhere."
  • "Hey, no reason to be so edgy control. Everything is fine over here."
  • "Hey control, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yeah I know, its driving me crazy!"
  • "Hey control, the radio just went fucking deaf for no reason. Why we use this crap anyway? We are not in fucking Cuba"
  • "It's okay control, yeah just changing the batteries, this radio is piece of shit you know?"
  • "It's okay control, i thought i have some strange noise but it was just my stomach."
  • "Uh yeah, listen, there's some guy here, you know? Nevermind, it was nothing."
  • "Why we have this fucking radios anyways? Nothings gonna happen, we should just go home."
  • "Hey, I'm fucking bored here, how long is left to my shift you assholes?"
  • "I'm getting tired to this shit, I'm tired to you. That's for sure, we should stop talking like these."
  • "Okay hey control, it seems to be fire here, oh wait a minute, no hang on, no fire. I'm just hallucinating cuz i'm so fucking bored."
  • "It's okay control, i was just saying hello to my little friend, you what I mean? hahaha."
  • "Control, i think maybe we should take a rest of the shift off, okay? Go home, go to a bed, get a drink, get laid. I'm not gonna tell on you."
  • "I've been having dreams my friend, really bad dreams, I like to talk about it, you wanna talk?"
  • "Hey control, just checking if you are awake, you doing okay there?"
  • "It's okay control, everything is cool, no Cuban criminals in the area, only American criminals with no balls. No I'm kidding, no criminals."
  • "Sorry control, i was just thinking about your mama, no I'm kidding i wasn't. Really c'mon I love you okay? not like that you know, ehh as a friend."
  • "Stop calling me all the time, oh, i call you? When? It was nothing, wrong number."
  • "What? you thinking i'm sleeping on the job? You don't trust me? What if you gonna do if you don't trust me huh? We have to talk about this, one later."
  • "Fuck this, I wanna play some cards. I come of to you okay? I'm not talk to boss if you don't."
  • "All good here control, I just step on a listen and got you a little surprise. We're going in and out, nice and quite, just like in the spy movies."
  • "Hey, control, I was just thinking about joining the army, you know, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them, what do you say?"
  • "Yeah hey, I wanna large family pizza with a pepperoni cheese and mushroom, maybe a six pack of beers?"
  • "There's nothing happening here, I should go home, you should go home."
  • "Hey control, I had could to calling me before but I was fucking bored couldn't bring myself to talk, but now here I am. You happy now? Huh?"
  • "All quiet here control, it's too quiet. Just send us a tequila, Hocus? Maybe some blow?"
  • "You know? You could be a bad guy who kill control and I'm pretending to be there. How would I know? You could be coming for me right now. huh?"
  • "Hey control, I had been having all these strange kind of dreams lately, We got clowns, guns and chasing me. Is that normal?"
  • "I answer you when i fucking want to okay? I've had a hard life you know? I work for this, now let me fucking do my job peace and quite alright? stop calling me all for the time."
  • It's okay control, I just went brain dead here for a moment you know? This job is for fucking morons, yeah, yeah that's right, he miss you."
  • "I was just thinking we could pass time making for prank calls, best one buys drinks okay?"
  • "No, I'm no alright, I'm pissed okay? When i got back there, I'm gonna fucking kick some asshole all over the fucking place."
  • "How the fuck is this radio works anyway? You got a fucking manual? What am I supposed to do with this?"
  • "Oh sorry, I was just thinking of this story about Castro falling in love with a donkey, it's a true story, beautiful donkey you know? And this fucking Priest walks in, you know this one? No? Ahh too bad."
  • "You keep quite will you? Bad guys could sneaking around there, I don't want them, to hear you."
  • "I think there was a piece of tin foil on the antenna, is fixed now."
  • "Hey, you take it easy when you talk okay? That's right, I'm fucking okay, now leave me the fuck alone."

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