Bidents, tridents, who cares? They're basically pitch forks. If Poseidon and Lucifer can use them, so can we. When the cops show up to interrupt your heisting, show them that villager spirit and chase them away like they are Frankenstein's Monster.
The Pitchfork is a fairly powerful melee weapon, dealing high damage per hit and has a high knockdown value. It is blessed with a long reach and fast attack speed while also compact enough to retain a high Concealment rating with proper skill use to use in a Dodge build.
The only drawback to this weapon is its rather lengthy charge time.