Calling CrewmatesEdit

  • "Wickety Wick! Come with me, mate!"
  • "Four leaf fucking Clover, on me mate!"
  • *howls* "Wolfy, on me mate!"
  • "Jacket! On me, mate!"
  • "LOOK AT ME YOU BEAST!, Follow me!"
  • "CHAIIINNNNNSSSS, Follow me!"

Masking upEdit

  • "Forgive me father for I have SIIIIIINNEEEED!"
  • "Alright, it's fucking war!"
  • "Alright *sniff* this will be awesome..this will be fucking awesome!"
  • "Wait, Waitwaitwait... *long sniff* OK! We're good!"
  • *snort* For fuck sake keep the civilians down guys".
  • "This is war, this is fucking war!"
  • "Boys and girls, lets fuck shit up!"

Heist successEdit

  • "I fuckin' like you guys! No! I fucking love you guys!"
  • "Mission complete!"
  • "'I can be sneaky too"' (After completing a stealth mission)


Spotting a CameraEdit

  • "Camera."
  • "Security camera."
  • "Security camera over there."
  • "Camera, watch it."

Spotting a GuardEdit

  • "Guard, stay quiet."
  • "Guard, stay back."
  • "Guard on patrol."
  • "Guard, careful."
  • "Stay back."
  • "It's a guard."
  • "Look out, guard."
  • "Watch out, it's a guard."

Health and BleedoutEdit

During bleedout Edit

  • "Hey <heister name>, raise Jimmy from the dead!"
  • "Hey <heister name>, Help me up!
  • "Jimmy needs a hug!"
  • "Houston, I have a problem!"

Low health Edit

  • "GAAAH!!! I need to get patched up!"
  • "I need a medic bag!"

When using Inspire SkillEdit


  • "Come on fatty!"
  • "Tempo! Tempo!"
  • "C'mon, move those little legs, yeah?"
  • "One foot in front of the other, yeah, that's it."

Aced RevivingEdit

  • "Jimmy commands you to rise."
  • "I now pronounce you, still alive!"
  • "Resur-Fucking-Rected!"
  • "Get up you little SHIT!"
  • "You are NOT done!"

Special EnemiesEdit


Killing BulldozersEdit

  • "That's what I call an overdozer! Hahahah!"
  • "Fuck off Dozer!"
  • "I fucked that dozer!"
  • "Woo, Dozer down!"
  • "Sleep Time, Dozer!"
  • "Nighty Night, Dozer!"


Killing TasersEdit

  • "Fuck you! You taser fuck!"
  • "Taser is DEAD!"
  • "Cunt Taser is dead!"
  • "I'll fuck all of you Tasers!"
  • "That's fucking electric!"
  • "Well this is electric!"
  • "Taser got fucked right in the arse!"
  • "'Keep coming and I'm going to fuck all of you!"'


Killing ShieldsEdit

  • "Cunt Shield is dead!"
  • "Fuck you, you coward shield!"
  • "I took care of that shield fuck!"

Cloakers (downtime)Edit

  • "Cloaker ninja cuntfucker."

Killing CloakersEdit

  • "I fucked that cloaker like a cunt!"
  • "Try jumping me now, fucker!"
  • "Fuck off, you Cloaker cunt!"
  • "I fucking DESTROY Cloakers!"
  • "You wanna jump at Jimmy, mate?"


Killing SnipersEdit

  • "Jimmy fucked the Sniper!"
  • "You got sniped not me!"
  • "Get sniped, bitch!"
  • "I sniped the sniper!"
  • "Got the chicken shit sniper"
  • "You can't hear me because you're fucking DEAD!"
  • "I sniped a sniper. Ha!"

SWAT Van TurretsEdit

  • "Oh fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!"
  • "Motherfucking turret, mates!"
  • "Watch out, fucking turret mates!"
  • "Well that's not fucking fair!"


Guards & other law enforcementEdit

  • "Hands up you cunt!"
  • "Drop your fucking gun, man!"
  • "Drop your fuckin' weapon mate."
  • "Now put the cuffs on your little hands, yeah?"
  • "Kneel!"
  • "On your fucking knees!"
  • "Now tie yourself up, pig!"
  • "Now cuff yourself, yeah?"


  • "Make love to the fucking ground, man!"
  • "If DiCaprio hadn't won his Oscar, I might have killed you."
  • "I don't know why, but I really don't like your face, turn away from me."
  • "Keep your head down, and your dick in the soil, and you'll be fine! Yeah?"
  • "Don't test me, I've had a bad day, A BAD FUCKIN DAY MAN!"
  • "What part of don't move don't you understand, man?"
  • "Don't make me fucking angry!"
  • "Don't fucking move!"
  • "I didn't say move!"
  • "I'm Jimmy, by the way. I can either be your best friend, or the Grim Reaper himself."

Pager responsesEdit

  • "No problem here, how about you guys? Any action? All-All's calm on my side. Yeah? Nothing at all. Yeah."
  • "I'm sorry I just pressed the wrong... pressed the wrong button, I-I-No-I got the right one now, so that's handy as fuck."
  • "I just wanted to check if you guys wanted anything from the store. I was thinking of running down to get cigarettes, milk, anything.
  • "No, sorry lads just a false alarm, just Leeroy fuckin' around. Leeroy quit fuckin' around man!"
  • "No, nothing wrong here, just fuckin' bored as usual, you know just wandering around as you do, on patrol."
  • "We're fine control, uhh... Just wanted to talk to someone really umm... Having some issues, you know with the wife."
  • "No, uhh... Jus-Just checking if you guys, hi guys. Uh, does anybody have a deck of cards over there, that we could borrow?"
  • "Not to worry lads, everything is under control."
  • "Any problems? Uhh.. Umm.. No, not with us, no problems, all is fine and dandy. "All peaceful on the western front" as I say, heh."
  • "Uhh.. No, we-we're good, uhh.. No problem over here."
  • "Let's solve this once and for all. Batman, or Superman?"
  • *cough fits* "Sorry...I just ended up swallowing a bad guys"
  • "Sorry, my fault, uhh... I tried- I was trying to stand on my hands and I fell over, I'm stupid, sorry."
  • "Sorry just thinking about Bowie mate...R.I.P., mate."
  • "Sorry, we're all out of milk for the coffee and I sort of lost me temper."
  • "I will kill all of you, one by fucking one! (Brief pause) Just kidding! I scared you didn't I?"


  • "Body bag case right here"
  • "Medic bag, get patched up!"
  • "Ammo! Over here!"
  • "'First aid kit here!"'

 Map Specific QuotesEdit

Safe HouseEdit

  • "Eh."
  • "Uh."
  • "I..."

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