PAYDAY: The Heist Edit
"What the...! What are you doing, Matt?"
"Push harder, shoot better, get richer!"
"Smoke! Augh, I can't see fuckin' shite!"
"You'll never fuckin' take me down!"
"I've got a bullet here wi' your name on it, sunshine!"
"I've got an address stamped on every bullet!"
"I'm in the cafeteria, not many people here!"
"There's that bank manager!"
"I've got the drill and one can of thermite!"
"Somebody grab the extra can of thermite!"
"Come on, come on, come on!"
"I've poured out the thermite, stand back!"
"The cops are coming out of the elevators!"
"Any second now!"
"Get the bags out, grab the money!"
"Let's blow this wall, and run like motherfuckers!"
"Fuck! There are more enemies here as well!"
"Down the stairs!"
"Victory's just around the corner now!"
"There's our ride!"
"Listen up, this is a robbery! We're don't want to harm anyone! We're after the bank's money, not yours. Your money's insured, alright? You're not gonna lose a penny. Think of your family. DON'T try and be a hero. Just shut up, and stay down, and this will be over in no time. (PAYDAY The Heist and PAYDAY 2)
"The alarm goes off, we get filthy rich... Is there more to know?"
"This code cost us a fortune! Someone's gonna pay for this!"
Personal quotes Edit
Live action Edit
"Did ya miss me ya wankers?"
"I need a mask... It's alright, I came prepared!"
"What cocksucking motherfucker measured the c4?
"(to Houston) Hey, I'm talking to you, you fucking twat!
"At least he's not completely useless..."
"Got any more guns?"
"Actually, make that a left. We're not going to the safehouse!
"Look at this! I'm rich! It's payday fellas!"
"I said it's fucking payday motherfu- *explosion*"
"All right, seriously you wankers, what the fuck is going on!?!"
"(Whistling) Taxi for the Payday Gang!"
"To quote Churchill: Fuckin' hell that was loud!"
"I recognize the two of you - but where's my old fucking mask?"
"Well, fuck me sideways - it's the motherfucking Payday gang!"
"Bollocks to the safe house! We're going somewhere else, trust me!
"Fuck! That was an explosion!
"Bloody hell, me ears are bollocksed! Was that C4 or a demolition charge?!"
"Yes, yes! Now it's time to see helmets flying!"
"Yeah you bloody wankers you took your time didn't you?!"
"Dallas, your little brother should give my name back, and call himself Houston!"
"Well well well, so who's the fourth musketeer? This wanker's your little brother, Dallas?"
"You call yourself Hoxton, right? More like Houston, because you just got a fucking problem!"
"I'm not gonna miss that prison food I'll tell you that much, shit on a fuckin' shingle."
"Some shitbag ratted on me! Dunno who but I'm sure!
"Feels good to be outside, the fresh air, the birds, the bullets and explosions and all that shit."
"Fuck me! Talk about making an entrance!"
"Second, I want a proper bath, third, a beer, forth, the cathouse, but first, huh keep driving!"
"Someone ratted me out! And I know it wasn't Matt, 'cause I know all of his secrets by now."
"Glad to be outside of that shithole! Fuckin' Hazelton! No place for a proper English Gentleman you know."
"I've spent a long time away in jail you wankers. I've got business that needs taken care of."
"John Motherfuckin' Wick. Didn't think I'd see your face again.
"Well fuck me sideways, if it isn't John Wick. I thought you'd got out! How's the family? ...What, did I say something bad?"
"Whose kid you guys are babysitting? Your name is Sokol? Talk about trying to fit in with the adults."
"Dallas! I thought we were pals. Does a pal leave his BFF in jail? Wanker."
"Wolf, what you did with that Bulldozer back there was a bit... I think you need help, mate."
"Wolf! You've been barking up the wrong tree for years, and now you find me."
"Chains, I thought I could count on you. Wanker."
"I don't know how many times I've saved your ass, Chains, and this is how you repay me. You could get me a limo at the very fucking least."
"Some fuckin' cunt snitched, I need to find out who."
"Dallas! Where the fuck were you? I was waiting like a princess on the goddamn tower!"
"At least in the nick I didn't have Bain yappin' in me ear like a needy dog. Get the drill, my arse."
"Admit it. You tossers missed my beautiful English accent, didn't you? Did you? Wankers!"
"There's the entrance. Don't pussyfoot around, knock that front door down! *sound of door being rammed* Fuckin' nice one"
"For God's sake lads, the power."
"Come on you wankers, get that power back on!"
"Gang, I can't do what I need to do without power. Fucking fix it!"
"Power's back but I'm gonna reboot things here! Hold your horses!"
"You're in. Ha! His password was iheartrainbows44!"
"Unrestricted access. Fucking get in!"
"Power's back on, I gotta reboot it."
"I'll get to work, cover me!"
"Nice. But try keep those tossers off the power, yeah?"
"I'll be quiet as a church mouse 'til you're back."
"Gonna keep a low profile in here."
"I'll keep schtum in here till you're back."
Masking up Edit
"Alright fellas, let's do this!"
"It's cha-ching time!"
"Here goes nothing!"
"Haha! This is gonna be so much fun!"
"Let's break some necks"
"Ok, It's on!"
"Time to rock!"
Calling Crewmates Edit
< heistername>?, come with me."
< heistername>?, on me now!"
< heistername>?, follow me!"
< heistername>?, follow!"
Calling out to Houston Edit
"Shit for brains"
"ey' Kiss my arse"
Heist success Edit
"And they score!"
"Woohoo we made it!"
"Yes! Everything according to plan!"
"Yeah we've pulled it off! Fantastic!"
"Flawless execution guys!"
Health and Bleedout Edit
Low health Edit
"Argh! I'm hurt, anybody got a medic bag?"
"Ahhh! I'm dying, anybody got a fucking medic bag?"
Calling for help during bleedout Edit
"< heistername>, help me!"
"< heistername>, give me a hand!"
"Oi, < heistername>, you've gotta help me!"
When using Inspire Skill Edit
"Go, go, go!"
"Pick up the fucking pace!"
"Run, Forrest, Run!"
"Ey, Top Gear now!"
"Hurry the fuck up!"
"Fucking shift it!"
"Run like your mattress is on fire!"
"Accelerate, you wanker."
"Run like you mean it."
" Shift up another gear"
" Put your foot out motherfucker!"
Aced Reviving Edit
"We need you mate, get up!"
"Get off your arse!"
"This is no time to rest. Get the fuck up!"
"Pain is just mental - get back up!"
"Get back up and fight buddy!"
"Pain is just part of your mind!"
Special Enemies Edit
"It's a motherfucking bulldozer!"
Killing Bulldozers Edit
"Bulldozer, taken care of!"
"Yeah! Bulldozer eliminated!"
"It's a Taser!"
"Bleeding Taser !"
"It's a motherfuckin' taser!"
Killing Tasers Edit
"Look lively, Taser incoming"
"There's a Shield over here!"
"Bloody Shield over here!"
Killing Shields Edit
"Cloaker, Son of a BITCH!"
"Hey, we got a cloaker over here!"
Killing cloakers Edit
"Yeah, cloaker eliminated!"
"Sniper! Get cover!"
"Sniper! Watch out!"
Killing snipers Edit
"Got the sniper!"
"Sniper got what he deserved!"
"One sniper less!"
"This sniper´s pushin´ up daisies!"
"Good, one sniper less in the world!"
"Fuck me! Turret!"
"A bloody turret!"
Guards & other law enforcement Edit
"Drop it you wanker!"
"Drop it ya twat !"
"Drop the gun!"
"Drop the fuckin' gun!"
"Get your hands up!"
"Get those fuckin' hands up!"
"Put 'em up!"
"Hands in the air!"
"Hands up! UP!!"
"Hands up you bastard!"
"Hands up you son of a bitch!"
"Put your fuckin' hands up!"
"Put your motherfucking hands up!"
"Down on your fuckin' knees!"
"Put your cuffs on!"
"Now on with the cuffs!"
"Get down on the ground!"
"And stay there!"
"Get down on the fucking ground!"
"And don't fuckin' get up!"
"Everybody get the fuck down!"
"On the ground!"
"Stay the fuck down!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Stay very fucking still, sunshine! Better get used to it!"
"Stay down! Yeah I'm talking to you! No don't answer back you twat!"
"Did I give any of you permission to speak? No don't answer back you twat!"
"I've got couple of knuckles right here with your name on them"
"Don't move! That's the only thought I want in your head right now!"
"Keep still or I'll truss you up like a fuckin' rabbit!"
"Stay down and shut up and you might as well enjoy it because you're gonna be there for a long fuckin' time!
"Oh, you got a hair in your eyes, you got a fly in your ear. I don't fucking care. Don't fucking move!"
"You say Shénme? You say Shénme?"
"Is that a fucking cell phone? Don't touch it!"
"Haha, this isn't your day is it sunshine?"
"I don't like this dickhead's face!"
"I don't like your fuckin' face!"
" Who said that? I'll fuck you up proper!"
"Somebody's farted! Who the fuck was that?"
"This one's my favourite, silent like a mouse."
"You got something to say? Don't!"
"Quite! Like a fish!"
"You got ants in your pants, have you? I'm keeping a fuckin' eye on you lad!"
"I'm warning you if you as much as sneeze!"
"Don't move! Yes, I'm talkin' to you dickhead!"
"Was just thinking about my eighth grade home room teacher, actually."
"Oh, I just fell asleep there"
"I keep hearing things. Man I need to get more sleep."
"I just saw a spider so big. I think, it's from
Pacific Rim. But uh...I'm fine now." "No, no, just playing chess in my head."
"Everything is A-Okay. Just ticking boxes, doing damage as usual."
"Is that a knock? Jim? Who's there?"
"Aw, who left the goddamn toilet seat up?"
"I...yeah...maybe I should pay more attention to the wall and my face, uh, I'm fine now."
"Uh, I'm good except that I definitely need to ease up on the coffee. I'm vibrating over here."
"No problem, I'm thinking I shouldn't have gone to that Chinese place around the corner though."
"Oh good, I think is a bit strange, sunspots or something, uh... solar storm."
"Uh...it's all good, I'm great actually. Yeah, I'm spectacular."
"Jesus, I hate cockroaches and yeah I'm a pussy."
"Hmm? Yeah, just trying to amuse myself down here ... it's not working."
"Just thinking about whether I left my stove on ... yeah I think I left it on."
"Uhh ... yeah, my bad, just nodded off, had a late night."
"All good here, nothing the least bit strange."
"Uh ... It's all good, I think this place has rats or something."
"No problems, except maybe I shouldn't have had that shrimp at the diner."
"I appreciate the concern, but there's a whole lot of nothing going on down here."
"Nothing new, just waiting around, getting older, applying for jobs."
"It's ... uh ... it's fine, I'm just jumpy."
"Everything's good, just got a little lost for a second."
"You keep dropping signal, give me a few minutes to straighten this out."
"Keep losing your signal, hang on a sec, just going to try something."
"No problems, why would there be problems? Everything's fine."
"Thanks for calling, uhh ... nothing to report though."
"No problems at all, can you just send up a pizza?"
"Nothing's happening, quiet night in Jonestown."
"I think I should have bought those lottery tickets, I'm feeling lucky."
"Thought I heard something ... probably a bird."
"We're all good down here, I just zoned out a little."
"Let's blow some shit up!"
"Time to shake the ground!"
"Pull your socks up!"
"This is gonna get loud!"
"Chew on this!"
"Body bag case is out!"
"Body bag case deployed!"
"I've got a body bag case!"
"Ammo bag right here!"
"If anybody needs ammo, come and get it!"
"Come get ammo!"
"Ammo over here by me!"
"Medical bag, right here!"
"Medical bag, get patched up!"
"First Aid Kit, here!"
"First Aid Kit here for anyone who needs it!"
"Deploying First Aid Kit!"
"Got a First Aid Kit, here!"
"First Aid Kit, get your bandate here!"
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